A Mound of Space
Time for another edition of Newsmash, a mashup of headlines taken from CNN.com over the last 24 hours. For added fun, guess which of the headlines below was NOT altered in any way, but appears just as it did on CNN.com (*answer following):
Amish invade Florida town
Baby squirrel to help count California rats
Best dressed sheriff loves house standing
Blind masseurs jump from bridge
Candy may prevent attack
How to avoid places that are good for teeth (more…)
Pundits threaten baby’s arm
Pregnant Marine caught stuffing puppy under sweater
James Bond execution caught on tape
Internet suicide blamed on weird weather
Disney World faked confrontation video
Nude teacher stuck on roof (more…)
Wednesday — Afghanistan Puts Down and Rolls Up Foreign Contractors
Shrapnel Causes 25,00 Wrecks
Year 11, 2001: Terrorist Attacks Document — Plotting to Blow up the Editor
Early Roster of Al Qaeda Superstars Planned Simultaneous Attacks on Wednesday
Obese ‘Idol’ host took delight in his sunburned hands, smoked cocaine, crabs and sponges.
Israel’s Destiny School Postponed According to Sources (more…)