Rosencrantz and Guildenstern mashup
Sucked from the Wikiquote page for Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and re-bejumbled:
Guildenstern: Has it ever happened to you that all of a sudden and for no reason at all you haven’t the faintest idea how to spell the word – “wife” – or “house” – because when you write it down, you just can’t remember ever having seen those letters in that order before …?
Rosencrantz: Half of what he said meant something else, and the other half didn’t mean anything at all.
Guildenstern: The colours red, blue and green are real. The colour yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody. Demolish.
Rosencrantz: Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it going to end?
The Player: Life is a gamble, at terrible odds – if it was a bet, you wouldn’t take it.
Guildenstern: Words. Words. They’re all we have to go on.
The Player: I congratulate you on the unambiguity of your situation.
Guildenstern: There must have been a time, in the beginning, when we could have said – no. But somehow we missed it.
