Raoul Dufy (France, 1877–1953), Window at Nice, 1923, detail
Right: Jackson Pollock (U.S.A., 1912–1956), Composition (White, Black, Blue and Red on White), 1948, detail
An Antonioni mashup on Youtube: ‘Blow-up’ sequences from Michelangelo Antonioni’s “Zabriskie Point” (1970) cut-up + layed-down to the original soundtrack:
Guildenstern: Has it ever happened to you that all of a sudden and for no reason at all you haven’t the faintest idea how to spell the word – “wife” – or “house” – because when you write it down, you just can’t remember ever having seen those letters in that order before …?
Rosencrantz: Half of what he said meant something else, and the other half didn’t mean anything at all.
Guildenstern: The colours red, blue and green are real. The colour yellow is a mystical experience shared by everybody. Demolish.
Rosencrantz: Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it going to end?
The Player: Life is a gamble, at terrible odds – if it was a bet, you wouldn’t take it.
Guildenstern: Words. Words. They’re all we have to go on.
The Player: I congratulate you on the unambiguity of your situation.
Guildenstern: There must have been a time, in the beginning, when we could have said – no. But somehow we missed it.
Thinking more about the work of linguist Simon Kirby, featured in the New York Times book review that I wrote about a couple days ago, so I Googled him. That led me to the rich vein of glorious word ore that is Linguistic Typology, an academic journal about, well, linguistic typology, stupid.
The LT website features an index of all the articles and book reviews published in the journal’s ten-year history. Here is a mashup list of titles from this page — beginning with good old Simon Kirby, who leads off this list with a jaw-dropping title from 1997:
Competing motivations and emergence: Explaining implicational hierarchies
Mirativity: The grammatical marking of unexpected information
The Implications Register
A grammar of Supyire
Ergativity
Tone systems in New Guinea
On nominal and verbal person marking
An apparent typological anomaly
The co-variation of phonology with morphology and syntax: A hopeful history
The Ergative in Proto-Australian
Language sampling
Regularity in irregularity
A parsing view on inconsistent word order
The morphosyntax of demonstratives in synchrony and diachrony
Mirativity, evidentiality, mediativity, or other?
Intransitive Predication
The colours of Tsakhur
Split morphology: How agglutination and flexion mix
The Decay of Ergativity in Kurmanci
Tense Systems in European Languages
Verbal Periphrases in Romance: Aspect, Actionality, and Grammaticalization
The Navajo Verb
A dynamic approach to the verification of distributional universals
Counting genera
Stochastic models in typology: obstacle or prerequisite?
The indefinite-interrogative puzzle
La négation
Lexico-semantic universals
Activation levels in Lavukaleve demonstratives: oia versus foia
The complexities of arguing about complexity
The case of Sinitic
Historical baggage and directionality
Complexification, erosion, and baroqueness
Rejoinder to the replies
Motivation for copula in equational clauses
Accomplishments, achievements, or just non-progressive state?
The Prominence of Tense, Aspect and Mood
Evidentials
Morpheme Order and Semantic Scope
The parameter of actionality
Against implicational universals
A case for implicational universals
Significant and non-significant implicational universals
Crosslinguistic insights on the labial flap
The Structure of Tone
Animacy and Reference
Mental state postpositions in Tiriyó
Hand, head, and face: Negative constructions
Depictive secondary predicates
The Origin of Agent Markers
Testing Trudgill’s hypotheses
On the complexity of simplification
A typological overview of Mwotlap
Anaphors
Suppletion in personal pronouns
Theory versus practice
The place of reproducibility
The Universals Register
Motion, Direction and Location
Non-canonical Marking of Subjects and Objects
Listening to the Pacific
The semantics and pragmatics of composite mood marking
Recipient-prominence vs. beneficiary-prominence
A Pan-Dialectal Grammar
The myth of a language
Does sampling matter?
The robust bell curve
Multifunctional agreement
The possibility of genderless nouns
A typology of intensifiers
Constituent order
THE UNIVERSALS ARCHIVE
Wider and deeper
Explaining recurrent sound patterns
Methodology and the empirical base
Where’s phonology in typology?
This is like three Thanksgiving feasts worth of lingoism, causing me to experience multiple wordgasm. Time to get back into the studio. My apologies in advance to all of these undoubtedly brilliant linguists whose work I am mangling and will no doubt be plagiarizing in the months to come.