Newsmash: January 9, 2008
Pundits threaten baby’s arm
Pregnant Marine caught stuffing puppy under sweater
James Bond execution caught on tape
Internet suicide blamed on weird weather
Disney World faked confrontation video
Nude teacher stuck on roof
Meanest mom on planet named Most Eligible Pet
Hospital error blamed on Chuck E. Cheese
Feds toss ice pioneer off bridge
Baby polar bear is probably a glowing pig
Australians battle farthest glaciers
Comedian sees Mark of Beast
Worst-Dressed celeb cuts off, microwaves hand
Girl, 2, arrested in shootout
Ikea blamed for Diana’s death

